May 2013
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lolistriders:
*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
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c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
“Why Society Still Needs Feminism
Because to men, a key is a device to open...”
– Caitlin O’Donnell, Drake University. (via on-another-note)
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things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
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borgevino:
HANNIBAL; or, “boundaries? lol what are boundaries,” an epic by noted psychiatrist Dr. Hannibal Lecter
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fucking dean winchester who reads kurt vonnegut and harper lee and can shoot a gun with the best of them and knows how to talk to kids and doesn’t trust easily but loves fiercely and is the best damn hunter the world has ever seen and drinks too much because he cares too much and makes the greatest homemade burgers and keeps a photo of his mother by his bed and ugh.
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How to identify a Herondale boy in sight
No. #1: The Herondale boys are scared of ducks.
No. #2: The Herondale boys have this mysterious aura, surrounding them which makes them... desirable.
No. #3: They have a certain fetish for things like books, knifes, and languages.
No. #4: They have this uncanny ability to have a forbidden romance with girls that have magical powers that they can't explain; meaning that they have higher standards than most.
No. #5: They have this egoistical personality towards their friends and family.
No. #6: They are more likely to kill themselves in battle than most Shadowhunters do.
No. #7: They have this secret that they are not willing to tell.
No. #8: They are fictional.
No. #9: They are hot as hell.
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pumpkinpasties-and-jammiedodgers:
castielanangelofthelord:
one thing i love about supernatural is that you can have some serious, heart wrenching episodes, then you have an episode with an alcoholic suicidal teddy bear that’s addicted to porn.
#supernatural did Ted before Ted did Ted
samcoxstudio:
luginub:
What I look for in a girl:
Water, 35 litres
Carbon, 20 kilograms
Ammonia, 4 litres
Lime, 1.5 kilograms
Phosphorus, 800 grams
Salt, 250 grams
Saltpeter, 100 grams
Sulfur, 80 grams
Fluorine, 7.5 grams
Iron, 5 grams
Silicon, 3 grams
Trace amounts of 15 other elements
It’d probably cost you like an arm and a leg for this deal
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the devil has the phonebox: i-see-light: thecapn:... →
i-see-light:
thecapn:
itsjust-mee:
thecapn:
what would you do if actually though
the last episode of supernatural ends with a dead monster, sam and dean sweaty and dirty and bloody and panting and they look at each other
and then they just jump each other
like…
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