female, nineteen, aspiring rcmp officer.
little by little, you're just letting yourself become [you].
I think she was afraid to love sometimes.
I think it scared her.
She was the type to like things that were concrete, like the ocean. Something you could point to and know what it was... And I think that's why she also struggled with love. She couldn't touch it. She couldn't hold on to it and make sure it never changed.
Decades ago our ancestors realized that it is not political ideology, religious belief, race, or nationalism that is to blame for a warring world. Rather, they determined that it was the fault of human personality—of humankind’s inclination toward evil, in whatever form that is. They divided into factions that sought to eradicate those qualities they believed responsible for the world’s disarray.
(via mjwatson)Take down the walls
Bacchus and Ariadne
Ariadne, the daughter of King Minos, after helping Theseus to escape from the labyrinth, was carried by him to the island of Naxos and was left there asleep,while the ungrateful Theseus ( men will be men) pursued his way home without her. Ariadne, on waking and finding herself deserted, abandoned herself to grief. But Venus took pity on her, and consoled her with the promise that she should have an immortal lover, instead of the mortal one she had lost.
The island where Ariadne was left was the favourite island of Bacchus, the same that he wished the Tyrrhenian mariners to carry him to, when they so treacherously attempted to make prize of him. As Ariadne sat lamenting her fate, Bacchus found her, consoled her, and made her his wife. As a marriage present he gave her a golden crown, enriched with gems, and when she died, he took her crown and threw it up into the sky.
(via shuraiya)All About Myths
WHEN U SEE UR TEACHERS IN RANDOM PLACES
you mean like when you just open a box of cereal and find your geography teacher nestled in amongst your corn flakes or when you look out the window and your science teacher is just sat on the swing set in your neighbour’s garden
(via crumpled-paper-stars)Body pillows are all I have to look forward to
love is such a mess
i find it really amusing that in two of the biggest fandoms on tumblr one of them idolizes an angel and the other is terrified of angels
and the other one is on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that we are one of them.
superwholock strickes again
I call SuperWhoLock the Bermuda Triangle because everyone dies and all the ships sink
This is the most notes I’ve ever gotten
(via crumpled-paper-stars)this is sparta
Actual Advice Mallard
I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.
Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.
…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.
i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man
the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge
Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.
If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.
PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE
Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.
I am not a serial killer, honest.
I am seriously concerned for all of you
this post keeps getting better thank you friends for this valuable information and these lovely ideas
I mean.. you could just make it soooo much easier than you’re all thinking. Remove the teeth, drop body into a pigpen, wait til they eat, leave. Pigs will eat anything and almost everything you give them. Including bones, hair, and organs.
This is actually really helpful. When I become a serial killer I’ll be sure to credit you guys.
Picture me in only a robe.
Happy Father’s Day, Bobby.
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
Probably the first moment she’s ever seen herself as beautiful. The audience knows she is, but now she also can see how special she is. I wonder, does she look anything like her mother?
i bet she looks exactly like her mother.
this made me really emotional?
(via lawyersarepeopletoo)Just dream...